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Bree! by ThisCrispyKat
Bree!
Remember gaming before the introduction of those screens that automatically adjust for the amount of brightness in the room? Did anyone else drown a whole buncha times getting that one jinjo in Rusty Bucket Bay ‘cause you couldn’t see the hole in the fence? You know the one.

Yeah, I don’t miss that… I do miss those little red/blue/green rectangles though.
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Brotherly Love by ThisCrispyKat
Brotherly Love
Ever notice how similar Oopsy Bear and Do-Your-Best Bear look? They could be brothers. In fact, I’d say they are brothers. Wouldn’t that be ironic? Care-a-Lot’s #1 clutz related to the ultra-popular overachiever. Actually, that could explain Oopsy’s low self-esteem…

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Do-Your-Best Bear: “Hey lil’ bro, why the long face?”

Oopsy Bear: “You mean aside from me being the world’s biggest jynx? I wish I could be more like you...”
Do-Your-Best Bear: “Hey, I make mistakes too, y'know.”
Oopsy Bear: “Oh yeah? Well, when’s the last time one of your mistakes ended with Noble Heart’s head stuck in a pickle jar?”
Do-Your-Best-Bear: “Well, never… but it could’ve been a lot worse.”
Oopsy Bear: “How?”

Do-Your-Best Bear: “It could’ve ended with The General’s head stuck in a pickle jar.”
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I'm Not Afraid of Shere Khan by ThisCrispyKat
I'm Not Afraid of Shere Khan
I love revamping character designs from awful shows, and it doesn’t get any more awful than Simba the King Lion. No no, not Simba the Lion King, Simba the King Lion. Trust me, they’re two totally different things.

I’d known about this franchise for years but it wasn’t until a few months ago that I started watching it. I’d always just assumed it was some low budget ripoff of The Lion King/Kimba the White Lion that had a poodle in it for some reason… but it gets so much worse than that. This show fails so hard it almost wins. Almost.

Where do I even begin? Alright, so the premise of the series is that Simba’s father, the king lion, has been killed after being lured into a trap by Shere Khan. The jungle animals then convene, for some reason, to choose a foster parent for Simba and his sisters and eventually pick Raksha, Mowgli’s adoptive wolf mother from the Jungle Book.

Raksha should be dead or senile by now if this show takes place after The Jungle Book, and Shere Khan was killed and skinned in the original story, but whatever.

In addition to raising her own pups and three lion cubs, she also adopts a fawn named, ugh… Bimbi (Or Buckshot, I don’t know. They keep changing the names.) who comes from a faraway pine forest where he too was a prince. His parents were also killed by Shere Khan somehow. Wow, that tiger gets around, huh?

You know, there are lions and deer in India. If you wanted a lion cub and a fawn you didn't have to import them.

Simba and Bimbi become besties and dream of one day returning to the forest and the savannah respectively. So some lion in Africa was shot and a bunch of animals in India cared about it becaaause…? And why is Shere Khan continent hopping and murdering everything? Forget it, it’s like trying to rationalize a fever dream.

After the first few episodes the show really starts to trip out and there’s a talking tree with a star gate in its crotch, Frenching  lions running up waterfalls, dinosaurs shooting lasers from their tails, a deeply disturbing bipedal lioness, a soccer tournament in a big city populated by nude furries (even though humans do exist in the show), magic-mining fireflies who give Bimbi and Simba DBZ powers, and I’m pretty sure that at one point I saw a Southern army general Pumba with an eyepatch try to make little warthogs with one of his troops.

You think I’m making this up? Here, I dare you to watch an episode and walk away with your sanity intact. Good luck.
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Scoria, Daughter of Spyro and Cynder (Comparison) by ThisCrispyKat
Scoria, Daughter of Spyro and Cynder (Comparison)
Not a huge fan of SpyroXCynder (mainly because I think the last minute love confession in DotD’s finale felt like it was violently shoehorned in there/I don’t like DotD Cynder’s whiny, antagonistic attitude/Cynder and Spyro are still mentally children despite having aged in stasis, and probably can’t spell romance let alone experience it.) but I thought I’d create a fanspawn for them anyway since most every other Spyro fan has done it already, so why not get it out of the way?

I saw an orange one once. How does purple + black = orange? Believe me, I wish that combination resulted in more colours than dark purple, it would’ve made my job a lot easier – I struggled to keep Scoria from looking like a Nina ripoff, but when you combine purple and black your only options are dark purple, darker purple, or darkest purple. xD

I thought about making Scoria male to avoid this problem, but according to my fanlore Malefor and Cynder are the same species of dragon, so Scoria would’ve ended up looking like a carbon copy of the Dark Master and I thought that might make some people confused.

…Actually that’s kind of hilarious, making Spyro’s son a dead ringer for his worst nightmare. Maybe I’ll rule 63 this character or give her a Malefor-esque brother later.
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RommelNein Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Writer
Fraulein :stare:
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KittyCosmonaut Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student General Artist
and here we have proof that people can get away with vile shit if their art is pretty

well done deviantart
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Duck-Ward Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  New member Student General Artist
Happy Halloween ! :D
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Aaronmcloud Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014
happy Halloween mwahaha
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The-Sleepy-Prince Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Do you take points for commissions?
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AlphaCyriaWolf Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014
You have the best art :heart:
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RommelNein Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Danke for the watch, Fraulein. I hope you've enjoyed the beginning of my little project.
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LavaMan32 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014
Hey Crispy how has your day been?
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LavaMan32 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014
Really loving your streak of AoFW fan art^^
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