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They Come Galloping As Quick As A Bolt by ThisCrispyKat They Come Galloping As Quick As A Bolt :iconthiscrispykat:ThisCrispyKat 54 6 Friends Never Say Goodbye by ThisCrispyKat Friends Never Say Goodbye :iconthiscrispykat:ThisCrispyKat 66 13 Making More Time by ThisCrispyKat Making More Time :iconthiscrispykat:ThisCrispyKat 67 6 Would You Like A Jelly Foal by ThisCrispyKat Would You Like A Jelly Foal :iconthiscrispykat:ThisCrispyKat 122 12 Public Enemies by ThisCrispyKat Public Enemies :iconthiscrispykat:ThisCrispyKat 141 21 The Faithful One by ThisCrispyKat
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The Faithful One :iconthiscrispykat:ThisCrispyKat 60 11
The Traveler From Gallopfree by ThisCrispyKat The Traveler From Gallopfree :iconthiscrispykat:ThisCrispyKat 92 4 Two Peas In A Pod by ThisCrispyKat Two Peas In A Pod :iconthiscrispykat:ThisCrispyKat 88 12 Disco Doc by ThisCrispyKat Disco Doc :iconthiscrispykat:ThisCrispyKat 130 10 Wee Little Beasties by ThisCrispyKat Wee Little Beasties :iconthiscrispykat:ThisCrispyKat 92 11 It's Only Love by ThisCrispyKat It's Only Love :iconthiscrispykat:ThisCrispyKat 147 22 Rock-A-Bye Bunny by ThisCrispyKat Rock-A-Bye Bunny :iconthiscrispykat:ThisCrispyKat 98 16 Super Duper Party Princess (Wallpaper) by ThisCrispyKat Super Duper Party Princess (Wallpaper) :iconthiscrispykat:ThisCrispyKat 164 41 The 1st Doctor Whooves by ThisCrispyKat The 1st Doctor Whooves :iconthiscrispykat:ThisCrispyKat 178 15 Stellar Heart Tiger and Hopeful Heart Liger by ThisCrispyKat Stellar Heart Tiger and Hopeful Heart Liger :iconthiscrispykat:ThisCrispyKat 114 11 Up To No Good (Faded) by ThisCrispyKat Up To No Good (Faded) :iconthiscrispykat:ThisCrispyKat 55 2


Suddenly, species swap by Nutty-Nutzis
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Suddenly, species swap :iconnutty-nutzis:Nutty-Nutzis 33 21
GENERAL KLAUS by C0sm1c5tar
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GENERAL KLAUS :iconc0sm1c5tar:C0sm1c5tar 6 0
Lieberty by K-Zlovetch Lieberty :iconk-zlovetch:K-Zlovetch 33 108 Can I play with you ? by Hellypse Can I play with you ? :iconhellypse:Hellypse 28 40 Klaus and Crispy by Nutty-Nutzis Klaus and Crispy :iconnutty-nutzis:Nutty-Nutzis 23 3 - Art Trade - Nazilove (WIP) by K-Zlovetch - Art Trade - Nazilove (WIP) :iconk-zlovetch:K-Zlovetch 5 0 Old war bird by RoboGame
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Old war bird :iconrobogame:RoboGame 9 5
Seriously by Rainbowkipz Seriously :iconrainbowkipz:Rainbowkipz 30 44 ''My dear Albians, the situation is serious.'' by Plagey ''My dear Albians, the situation is serious.'' :iconplagey:Plagey 37 55 The Great Pechvogel by Plagey The Great Pechvogel :iconplagey:Plagey 47 35 Where do all these psychedelic flowers come from? by Plagey Where do all these psychedelic flowers come from? :iconplagey:Plagey 25 13 Blue blinkers by SweetCandyElf Blue blinkers :iconsweetcandyelf:SweetCandyElf 10 20 Hexal propaganda by Hellypse Hexal propaganda :iconhellypse:Hellypse 32 44 Russet And Hazelnut by Dark-Anmut Russet And Hazelnut :icondark-anmut:Dark-Anmut 4 1 Klaus by Plagey
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Klaus :iconplagey:Plagey 25 37
For DragonStrider. by FortunataFox For DragonStrider. :iconfortunatafox:FortunataFox 127 60



Make Bulgaria Great Again!
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Friends Never Say Goodbye
That's a blast from the past, huh? It probably wasn't obvious since I'm a reclusive little rolly polly who doesn't know how to talk about stuff, but until relatively recently Katanarkao (formerly General Palladium) and I weren't on speaking terms. Although, bizarrely, it wasn't because we were cross with one another. Well, I was convinced he was cross with me for months, but it turns out he'd really just cut ties in an act of misguided altruism because he valued my friendship so much and, and... this is probably creating more questions than it's answering. :meow:

TL;DR He needed some alone-time but now we're Alte Kameraden again still. That's why Klaus' best frienemy hasn't reared his crested head in the better part of a year.

True story: when he contacted me a few months ago explaining the hasty departure and expressing a desire to rekindle the friendship, muscle memory forgot which of my hands was dominant for a week and I performed a series of household chores in an untypical fashion in a daze. "What constitutes as an untypical chore?" to name one, lathering soap into the bristles of your hairbrush. With the stabilizing pole to a barbell. In an unlit bathroom well after midnight. It's funny because you think I'm joking. Apparently when I'm jolted, the little Funkersoldaten upstairs just set fire to their equipment and dance naked in the bunker.

In spite of my outwardly mentally deranged behavior at the time, I was inwardly ecstatic, and immediately after finishing the, uh, "special chores" and replying to the note, it was time to open the floodgates and cease the suppression of an impulse more powerful than the urge to invade Poland: my clinically undiagnosed, obsessive need to draw semi-homoerotic Palladiaus (Klaudium?) art. This time with the help of some appropirately titled music, both in their circumstances and mine.

Let's hope a situation like that never arises again, who knows what my brain might delete next time. Might wake up with a hammer and sickle armband, kneeling in front of Lenin's corpse. :faint:

Klaus: "Henri, you... you... Idioten! Do you know vhat zuh punishment für desertion vas back in mein day?"

Palladium: "Oui, your day was my day, too. You forget that I am also a général, Mon Général. Now, drop zee military facade and admeet that you missed moi."

Klaus: "Like I miss zuh Sird Reich!"

Palladium: "So what you are saying eez you cannot live without cock."

Klaus: "Go ahead vith your antics, ich bin zu glücklich to even get flustered."

Palladium: "Très bien! Because I was just about to ask you about zee death spiral we are currently engaged in. Eez zees not zee eagle's way of asking "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"

Palladium © :iconkatanarkao:
Making More Time
5th Doctor: "-- And that's how you play cricket."

Adric: "I don't understand, Doctor."

5th Doctor: "Really? I should think this would be a breeze for a young stallion of your intellect!"

Adric: "No, what I mean is I don't understand why Equestrian ponies want to spend the whole day knocking a ball around an empty field. Wouldn't they rather be doing math instead?"

5th Doctor: "Most ponies would rather do anything but, actually. However, there was this pegasus pony I met in a previous regeneration, Wind Whistler. Like a calculator with hooves, that one."

Achtung! 5th Doctor spoilers ahead!

I've reached the 6th Doctor and season 22. I always seem to post these doctors only at the tail-end of their run, have you ever noticed that? Peter Davison wasn't a terrible doctor, but sandwiched inbetwixt Spookyteeth McScarfgod and Bilbo the Technicolour Time Lord he was just sort of... lackluster. I think the director was going for that "80s pretty boy" look, perhaps trying to pull in more female viewers. It didn't work on me, I'm not into conventional young dandies, I like unconventional silvered eccentrics like our Time Lord and Savior, Jon Pertwee.

The one time #5 really stood out to me as an individual was that one scene where his young companion, Adric, is pouting over not being taken seriously and not spending as much time with the Doctor as Nyssa and Tegan. Like a guilty father, the Doctor finally agrees to spend more time with Adric. Of course, that was all shortly before he... before he... oh, Adric. ;u;

May a flight of weeping angels sing thee to thy-- actually, I shouldn't say that. I haven't reached the angels yet, they might sound horrible, like strangled turkeys with bad colds for all I know. May a flight of, er, Daleks sing thee to thy rest, then.

Would You Like A Jelly Foal
Romarena: "Doctor, that's just a tree."

Dr. Whooves: "Just a tree! What's that supposed to mean? Trees are magnificent lifeforms! Why, they buffer noise, reduce wind, provide shade, oxygen--"

Romarena: "Firewood."

Dr. Whooves: "Well, now you've gone and upset him."

Romarena: "You're ridiculous. Trees don't have feelings."

K9: "Negative, Mistress: sensors detect neural activity in perennial organism's root system."

Romarena: "You mean it can think?"

K9: "Affirmative."

Dr. Who: "I believe someone is owed an apology."

Romarena: "Oh... very well. I'm sorry, Doctor."

Dr. Who: "Not me, apologize to the tree."

I'm on the 19th season and 5th Doctor now. I'm going to miss that scarf. :saddummy:

Whooves' companion, in case any non-Whovians were curious, is an alicorn because his cannon companion (a fellow Time Lord Lady) regenerated into the likeness of an alien princess they'd met on their travels. Also, if any veteran Whovians are reading, you need to explain that to me. Preferably without spoilers. I mean, I thought regeneration was this serious potentially life-threatening thing that happens to Time Lords when accident or old age "kills" them, The Doctor always seems dissatisfied with the appearance of a new body at first implying that he can't choose his features, and then there's all this stuff I've been hearing for a season or two about Time Lords only being able to regenerate 12 times (which I only just now realized correlates to the number of hours represented on a clockface. I'm a dummkopf.) but Romana went through bodies like she was mashing the randomize button in a Sims' character creator, what gives?

And I don't know why he's covered in jelly foals, perhaps he was deliberately rolling in them... what? Would you really put it past him? He could be doing that offscreen every time Romana looks away, you don't know.
Public Enemies
Crotchety Old Man: "Dirty hippies! That music's destroyin' America!

Friend Horse: "Did you hear that, Friend Bear? Our music is lethal."

Friend Bear: "So that's how it's gonna go down? Not Redcoats, not the Civil War, not nukes--"

Friend Horse: "Nope, music. Terrible, horrible, scary music."

Friend Bear: "I'm shaking."

Friend Horse: "Man, if music was that bad the brass'd be launching Beatles records at the Russians."

Friend Bear: "Better Beatles records than missiles. I want them to launch Within You Without You first."

Friend Horse: "And wrap the records up with some cling film and pot brownies. To cushion the fall, of course."

Friend Bear: "Of course."

Oh, please, have you two seen Soviet-era art? They were already abusing drugs. Looks like the Kingdom of Caring's Founding Stoners have made their way to Brooklyn. I'd say "too bad they visited during the Summer of Love instead of the 21st century, evidently modern Brooklyn is hipster ground zero so the pedestrians wouldn't turn up their noses at the music."

But hipsters have horrible taste in-- well, everything, actually. Their useless college courses must include classes on how to take no pointers from the beautiful interior styles of the past, the names of the worst artists in human history,and how to do... whatever the opposite of colour coordinating is called. If I walked into someone's room and saw exposed red brickwork, mustache-printed couch pillows, and a plastic stag's head mounted next to a bunch of Picasso/Pollock "paintings," I just might have to brutally murder the occupant.


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ForgottenGlowX Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
hey miss crispy I recommend you try watching the movie gnomeo and Juliet, its actually kind of cute!
DragonStrider Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
No, just no.
ForgottenGlowX Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
oh sorry I just liked the movie a lot and I'd thought she like it!
Jioseph-superfan63 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
A nazi cat?
Well, we can say that the nazis are.......PUSSIES!
DragonStrider Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Like as a joke or as an insult?
Jioseph-superfan63 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
A joke? An insult?

I just understand that if there are a national socialist cat.
A gryphon who is a cross between a feline and a bird.
I can easily say that the nazis are PUSSIES!
DragonStrider Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah but we can't tell if its sarcasm or now D:
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DuckInATopHat Featured By Owner May 13, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
You have really cute and detailed art that often blows me away, but one question. Why Nazis? I don't have a problem with it (well, maybe I have a little problem with it) but I just want to understand a little bit more. I hope I don't come off as rude.
Noah13442 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2017  Student Artist
I'm going to make you a surprise for you if its alright with you.
ILoveCartoons9120 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2017  Student Filmographer
As much as I find your political views to be pretty messed up (no offence), I will give you huge kudos that your artwork is so freakin' beautiful. You're one of the most talented DeviantArtists I've ever stumbled upon! Keep up the good work! ^^
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