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Star Spangled Banner by ThisCrispyKat
Star Spangled Banner
I was going to post this on the 4th of July but, shoot, wouldn't it be kind of silly to do that when half the traffic looking to root up patriotic art has already come and gone? ... Not that there's going to be much traffic anyhow, most Americans don't really celebrate Independence Day as fervently as, say, Christmas.

I know, right? Thirteen young, upstart colonies take an empire by the horns (ohyeahandFrancehelpedtooalittlebit) and wrestle it to the dirt (wemayormaynothavehiredafewHessians) and it's celebrated with one day, some fireworks, and flags the SJWs will probably legally strong arm us into taking down, meanwhile you can see the Christmas hype starting to take root before poor Halloween has even got it's foot in the door, Thanksgiving just curls up in a corner and wonders why nobody loves it and, I scheiss you not, no one in my neighborhood has yet taken down last year's Christmas decorations.

Including me. :')
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Instant Karma by ThisCrispyKat
Instant Karma
:icondragonstrider: "It's my mother's birthday, and I forgot to buy her a present..." :iconfacepaw:

:iconthiscrispykat: "You know, the Care Bears made their debut as greeting card characters. We could just pretend we didn't forget and give her--"

:icondragonstrider: "The 'Hitler's Littlest Kamerad' Nazi nursery wallpaper you made? Somehow I doubt she'll be convinced."

:iconthiscrispykat: "Ohhh, right... I could change it! Erase the hakkenkreuz, a splash of colour here, a Bulgarian-themed cake there, throw in a 'Happy Birthday!' in Cyrillic and-- ... ... screw you, okay?"

:icondragonstrider: "What?"

:iconthiscrispykat: "It's too good! Even better than the thing it's a copy of. I can't just leave it sitting here, now I have to post it. It's going to outshine my swastibear." :iconcrustycatplz:

:icondragonstrider: "Too bad. Slavic master race for the win!" :iconwolflolplz:

:iconthiscrispykat: "You're not invited to the next war." :icontardarsauceplz:

:icondragonstrider: "I am the next war." :iconinsanitywolfplz:
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:iconluciiid:
Luciiid Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
so- I just need to know for confirmation- do you actually support what the nazi's did or are you just interested in the history
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DragonStrider Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Found the new guy!!! :icondurrhurrplz:
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:iconluciiid:
Luciiid Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
i'm not here to bother anyone or throw a fit I just want a genuine answer
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:icondragonstrider:
DragonStrider Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I think you need to phrase your question better.
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crazyyellowfox Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2016
Crispy, what would I have to do to throw money at you in exchange for art?
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ThisCrispyKat Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2016
You'd have to point me in the direction of a Reichsmark transferal system which respects my privacy and doesn't give out my real name to customers without even so much as a warning. #ScrewPayPal. :'D
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Nutty-Nutzis Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2016  Student General Artist
Once again, I know I acted nastily... I feel bad about it.
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:icondragonstrider:
DragonStrider Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Yo Hoooo, its a pirate's life for me! :stare:
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Nutty-Nutzis Because clearly it's totally Crispy's fault whenever one of Crispy's friends does something you don't like so clearly Crispy should be blamed and held totally responsible for everyone elses' actions and should never have contact with you ever again.  Because that's not childish at all.

You can block me from commenting on your comment, I'll just comment up here.  fite me bro
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PJToon75 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Your artwork is absolutely beautiful and fantastic. Excellent stuff. Keep up the good work.
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