Say! Wouldn't it be swell if Soulful Heart held his own classes? I mean, c'mon fellas! why not? Dude's got his very own library, right?

And besides, I've noticed how despite the varying themes and perspectives that each individual Care Bear fanfic writer strives to convey in their stories, one rule seems to be reigning supreme at this moment in all of said alternate storylines;

The CBF's multiplyin' like hundreds of horny, drunken little instinct driven bunny rabbits in heat!

Well okay, so most of it was Bishounen Bear's fault...but Darien helped! D:

But can you imagine what it's going to be like if all of those little Bishounen Bear copies grow into adulthood with no homework to keep them occupied? No learned self-restraint on the public thoroughfares? I kid you not, there will be mass orgies in the streets of Care-a-Lot. And don't even get me started on those routine Caring Missions!

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-Tiny Timmy: "Boy oh boy, the whole entire Care Bear Family's right here at my very own house! This birthday party is gonna' be the best one ever!"

-True Heart: "That's right Timmy, we Care Bears care about you! But, uhm..."

-Tiny Timmy: "Huh? What's the matter you guys?"

-Noble Heart: "Well, y'see see all those pink bears over there with the flower-related tummy symbols? Yeah...I'm just gonna' have ask you to to be very wary if any one of those asks you to play a game of leap-frog with them..."

-True Heart: "And burn everything that comes into contact with their bodies."

-Noble Heart: "Right."
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So as you can see, later than sooner or sooner than later, the Family is going to need a stuffy sullen sourpuss professor. An' seein' as how Little Red Riding Hood over here is my most favouritest stuffy sullen sourpuss-- no, wait! Not the face!!

*Dodging the throngs of glass bottles and rotten tomatoes violently flung at the stage by all the angry booing and hissing Grumpy Bear fans in the audience*