Daddy Discord

Does it ever irk anyone else how logical and uniformly Discord's various fanspawn always turn out? It's like "Oh, I'm making a RarityXDiscord fanspawn, so I'll give it a white pelt like it's mother and the same combination of animal limbs as it's father."

But, but, but... he's the living embodiment of chaos! You have the perfect excuse to make the kid literally whatever you want. Wouldn't it be funny if Fluttershy gave birth to a whoopee cushion with googly eyes? Alright, I suppose a few pony features are obligatory, but the rest is up in the air. Oh! I've got it: half pony, half potoo bird. Or maybe a whipped cream pie will just shoot out of there and bean the midwife in the face. No, wait, I'm thinking of DiscordXPinkie...

... I just realized Discord is a few thousand years Fluttershy's senior.