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Finest Reichdeer In All of Occupied France

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For :icongeneral-palladium: who is not only the most fabulous Reichdeer of all, but also wears the most expensive harness!

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Crispy: “Golly Palladium, how do you get that fancy?”

Palladium: “Mademoiselle, I will tell you. You can keep a secret, non?”

Crispy: *Leans forward, listening intently* “Uh huh?”

Palladium: “You see, you must first find zee half of you that is not fancy, and then thees part, you have eet surgically removed.”

Crispy: “Uhm…?”

Ludwig: *Heavy Slavic accent* “Do not leesten to his ramblings Kote, Palladium has always been vun soldier shy of meelitary parade.”
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I cannot tell if this is a cheeky slight to France or if this is _totally and absolutely in character for occupied France_ to be happily showing off to his friends the beautiful and latest things that've gone missing in the middle of last night. Also, he's a very deer-looking cartoon deer.