Well here ya' go, partners, you just treat yourself to a little Passionate Heart Dragon before I saddle up this here antlion and ride off into the sunset. *spittoon*

-Mr. Antlion: Ugh! You insolent beast!! Does your incompetence know no bounds!? I COMMAND YOU TO REMOVE THIS FILITHY HARNESS FROM YOUR RULER'S UNTOUCHABLE MANDIBLES BEFORE I- Mmrph hrmf!

*Slipping a feedback over the would-be-dictator's mouth*

Sorry folks, he just gets a teensy weensy bit cranky if'n he doesn't get his oats.

Now, where was I? Oh, right! Yessir, any day now I'll have'ta be moseyin' along to a patch of country way out yonder where the sky is blue and the wild asparagus raise their little ones out in the prairies without fear.

-Grumpy Bear: *Groaning* "Oooh, this is completely ridiculous! Lofty Heart, what in Care-A-Lot is that cat rambling on about THIS time?"

-Lofty Heart: *Whispering back into the blue ursine's ear* "She's saying she has to move soon!"

-Grumpy Bear: "W-...WHAT? Crispy? Moving?...ha...haha..HAHAHAHA!" *turning around to address the rest of the family, who, going about their daily bussiness all look up at the sound of Grumpy's voice* "Hey everybody! Crispy's leaving! CRISPY'S FINALLY LEAVING, WHOOPEE!!"

*Much hullabaloo as every single bear, cousin, and even the baby cubs start cheering and celebrating at the announcement. Sparkling showers of confetti summoned by several tummy symbols fill the air while Playful Heart Monkey hands out party favors*

*Oblivious* Yes, alas it is all true! I must leave you all very shortly, and go off to live in a place of profound internetlessness! But please, friends, do not be saddened by this news; for I shall be in a better place!

-Lofty Heart: "Yep! The area around the new house we're gonna' stay in is surrounded by plenty of plants and sand so it's tottally infested with...antlions! Iiiitty bitty baby ones ♥"

*Behind the powdery white furball, the Care Bear's party rages on noisily. An incredibly overinthusiastic Grumpy Bear can be seen briefly running across the screen in the background covered in toilet paper with socks over his hands, a single tennis racket being utilized as a snowshoe on his right foot, a shiny red plunger placed at a comically crooked angle on the top of his fuzzy blue noggin, and, last but certainly not least, Hopeful Heart Liger's "Little Mermaid" underwear xD*

-Grumpy Bear: "IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE ALIVE!"

-Hopeful Heart: *Hot on his heels* "Grumpy Bear! Grumpy Bear, please, give those back! What's gotten into you?"

-Darien: *After Hope* "Where ya' goin', beautiful? Hey, whaddya' say we just forget about the clothes and head back to my pla-"

-Stellar Heart: *Joining the chase* "Hey! Stay away from my daughter, you louse!"

-Regal Heart: *Digging her heals into the ground whilst trying to keep a good grip on her husband's stripey tail with both paws* "Honey, don't make a scene!"

*Oblivious still* I say unto to thee again, comrades, be not disheartened by this sudden, shocking announcement, for I shall surely return to my Care Bear scribbbling activities once more someday!

-Lofty Heart: "Yeah, don't sweat it, ladies and germs. We might lay low for awhile, but look on the bright side; the move's only temporary anyway. Just until we find a better pad, that's all. "

I shall return to thee a far greater cat. A scribbler of Olympic proportions!

-Lofty Heart: "Oh that's right, I remember now; You purchased you're first artbook yesterday, didn't you Crispers? Yep, with all that peace and quiet we'll be getting at our new neighborhood, you'll have loads of time to practice I'll bet! Ch'yeah, that bookstore had how-too's coming out of every orifice! Naturally, whitey here eventually chose the cartoony one. After Bishounen Bear and I FINALLY manadged to pry the little perv's claws off one of the shelves in the erotic doujinshi section.

...hey, speaking of which," *letting her green eyes wander over the large gathering of still partying family members* "where IS Bishounen Bear anyway?"

*Not long ago, in a naughty doujinshi section not too far away*

-Passionate Heart Dragon: *Standing beside a deep pink ursine, her nose burried intently in a copy of Ai no Kusabi. She turns to address the long-haired bear* "Oooh, I just simply can't decide which ones I like better; Riki x Iason, or Raoul x Katze!" *lets out a high-pitched fangirlish squeel before hugging the novel to her chest tightly*

-Bishounen Bear: "Tell me, madam, if Soubi Agatsuma takes little Ritsuka, and Soubi himself is bound with Seimei Aoyagi, does that make it a threesome? Fufufu....~♥"