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Serena and Her Fennekin

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The Pokedex has this to say about Fennekin; "Eating a twig fills it with energy, and its roomy ears give vent to air hotter than 390 degrees Fahrenheit." and "It intimidates opponents by puffing hot air out of its ears."

I had to read that twice, because at first I thought it just liked to chew twigs, like bubblegum. But no, apparently this thing can actually eat wood and derive nutrients from it. Is it just wood, or can it do that with anything combustible, like Calcifer? If Serena doesn't have any money for Pokemon food, can she just snap a branch off a tree and call it a feast? What do commercials for Fennekin food look like?

"Wood-O's! It's better than eating dirt."

"Twig Mix! We put a bunch of sticks in a bag, and now you're paying money for it!"

"Sawdust! No, seriously, why are you feeding that Fennekin Pokepuffs? It eats wood, stop wasting your money."


Also, 390 degrees? Heilige scheisse! And they gave that animal to a kid? Imagine, Serena's looking that fennekin in the eye, giving it a melodramatic pep talk about how they're going to win the fashion show because their feels are stronger than anyone else's feels, and all someone has to do is slam a door, or drop something, or do anything to spook that thing enough to get a blast of hot air shooting from it's ears and it's goodbye face!

Cheer up Serena, you're still the prettiest girl in the burn ward.
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