Requested by Alex-Kitsune
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Lucyyy, I'm hooome!

:Mr. Antlion: "Pardon me while I go step in front of a speeding bus.."

MR. ANTLION! <3 *crushing bear-hug syndrome plz*

:Mr. Antlion: "Arghhh! Stop it! I SAID STOP THAT AT ONCE, INFERIOR ANIMAL! I WILL END YOU!!!"

Oh, Mr. Antlion, I've missed you so! But before we can carry on with our happy little reunion, I have a very special Holiday message to share with all of our fans;

Slab Bulkhead,
Ridge Largemeat,
Punch Speedchunk,
Butch Headlift,
Bold Bigflank,
Splint Chesthair,
Flint Ironstag,
Bolt Vanderhuge,
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese,
Buff Drinklots,
Trunk Slamchest,
Fist Rockbone,
Stump Beefnob,
Smash Lampjaw,
Punch Rockgroin,
Buck Plankchest,
Dump Chunkman,
Dirk Hardpeck,
Ripp Steakface,
Slate Slabrock,
Crud Bonemeal,
Ripp Slagcheek,
Punch SideIron,
Gristle McThornbody,
Slate FistCrunch,
Buff Hardback,
Blast Thickneck,
Crunch Bucksteak,
Slam SquatThrust,
Lump Beefbroth,
Touch RustRod,
Reef Blastbody,
Big McLargehuge,
Smoke ManMuscle,
Beat Punchbeef,
Hack Blowfist,
Roll Fizzlebeef...

And that, friends, is the true meaning of Christmas.

:Bishounen Bear: *dreamy sigh* "Read it again, Crispy~ <3"

Oh! And my computer isn't here yet, so I won't be on as much. What? How can I be posting without one? Urk! I uhm...I uhm...!

:Mr. Antlion: "Blast! THE CAT'S OUT OF THE BAG!"

Shoot!

*The nervous cat and the evil dictator turn their backs to the crowd and engage in a flurry of hurried whispers before turning again to face the fans, many of whom now displaying raised eyebrows and expressions of distrust*

I, uh..I'm using my brother's computer! Yeah, that's it...he, uhm..works in the Skull Pie industry, and is absolutely not a halibut.

:Mr. Antlion: *forehead smack*