Why oh why does Fiona get no love?

True, she isn't exactly a Disney princess, but if I had to spend the entirety of my childhood under lock and key having nothing to look forward too but my daily bowl full of gruel and the occasional Saturday night poker game with the prison rats, suffice it to say I wouldn't be the happiest little camper either xD

And quit yammering about the slap. They're furries. Furries slap each other on a regular basis. In various places and contexts.

So take this Abe face and shut yer gob.

Roight then! What've we got 'ere?

1. Tails' mum, Rosemary Prower! Take a good look lads, it's one of the few half-decent looking pictures of her on the web.

2. Some of you loyal Sonic comic fans out there might be familiar with "Mobius: 25 Years Later",

if your a Miles Prower fan, you might also be aware of Skye Prower - possible future spawn of a Tails/Mina Mongoose relationship.

Skye! Now, I like the sound of that. But why's this kid have to be an exact carbon copy of his old man? And of course the more obvious question - WHY CAN'T HE BE TAILS AND FIONA'S LOVECHILD INSTEAD? DDD:

This would be one possible character design for the two-tailed tyke if he were. There, all better!

3. O GAWD TAILS WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO SHE'S ONLY LIKE SIXTEEN AND YOUR ELEVEN YEARS OLD JESUS CHRIST

Well, I suppose that's ONE way to ensure she stay's with Tails, though. Don't you just love that clever little fox? :}

4. -Fiona:

5. Like his father before him, Skye Prower inherited twin tails which enabled him to reach the highest of all the heavens.

But Skye was never a very bright child. Forever jumping off of high places, always forgeting to whirl his tails in order to propel himself more upward than downward. Here we see poor Skye's mental retardation in full throttle.

6. Now what's happening over here? Perhaps it's just one kat's representation of Fiona had she been two-tailed since birth.

Or perhaps someone got a hold of one of the many magical artifacts just laying around planet Mobius and gave her one extra, fluffy-soft appendage.

Maybe Tails did it As a bit of a gift. Flying sounds way past cool!

And then again, maybe Sonic did it to show her that inbetween the tauntings of spitefull bullies, the constant tripping over the extra limb, and the prolonged tail-brushing sessions due to the excess of burs in the Great Forest, Tails had it pretty rough. XDD

Or maybe Fiona's just tripping out. Seeing as how it WAS Rotor's turn to cook the Freedom Fighters' dinner the other night...

Oh, and Tails is being a pervert. Enjoy!

7. Another one of Tails/Fiona's lovely, genetically mutated lovespawn.

8. And another! Y'know, this would be very touching if not for the fact that his strangely drawn lips somehow put the thought into my mind that he's just getting ready to do that one thing this mentally retarded stallion from an episode of Family Guy did to poor Stewie's skalp after Brian had purposefully balanced a tasty sugar cube on top of it.

There. Now it's completely ruined for you.