I laughed my ass off! It´s such a funny pic and I like your idea of the dialog. Bishounen Bear is right by telling: "Sharing pleasure with another isn't about being a man or a woman~♥" Defender Baers face expression is so homophobic and panicing, it`s so great! *again giggling* But why he is telling he`s normal? tststs
Well, here I am, back from vacation, so I'll just check my messages, and--
WHAT IN THE NAME OF VICTORIA WOODHULL IS GOING ON HERE?!?
*ahem* Well, I suppose I should clear the air once and for all...*steps up to podium*
*taps mic* "Is this thing on? Okay. Hello, my name is Phoenix Audubon, and I do not, nor have I ever, enjoy yaoi. Furthermore, I do not enjoy any sort or 'explicit intimacy' in any animated works I watch, whether they originate from North America, Japan, or elsewhere. That is all." *steps down*
Aside from all that--and aside from the sheer terror in my face--I look pretty good in this drawing. If others find me appealing, can I help that?
*mutters to himself while snapping his fingers* Darnit, why aren't my fire powers activating? *snaps faster*