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-Crispy: "No, loyal Care Bear fans, your eyes do not deceive you. For this is NOT the tender, yet innocent reminder of Champ Bear's unwavering friendship towards the family genius in the midst of an emotionally troubling moment,

nor is it some fleeting, sleep invoked dream or ditzy imagining concocted in the (fan)girlish dreams of the ever enthusiastic Cheer Bear,

This is in fact, full-blown, true blue, genuine, 100% boys (or should I say "bears") love! :iconomgsocuteplz:

And speaking of fangirls, you may all rest assured that their night most definitely ended with something along the lines of cuddling in the warm, low candlelight and-"

-Bishounen Bear: "AND CARNAL SOPPING WET PASSIONATE UNBRIDLED CARE BEAR INTERCOURSE! Ahn! ♥ So bold, and so DARING!! ♥ ♥ ♥ But aren't you naughty little boys still a bit too inexperienced for these kinds of games, hmmmn? Perhaps you ought to let me-mrphm!"

-Crispy: *Keeping a furry, white hand clamped firmly over her pink friend's loud mouth*

*whispering* "Bishounen Bear, no! Not in front of the cubs!"

*Turning back to address Baby Hugs and Tugs, who, each holding an icecream cone in one paw, had clearly just come from some nearby shop. No doubt overhearing the older ursine's sudden outburst, they stare blankly into nothingness, their mouths and eyes wide open in a frozen state of scarred, horror stricken disbelief*

-Crispy: *All 'toddler-friendly' like* "Wull hello there you two! What'cha doin', huh? Goin' shoppin' with Grams Bear? How's your day been?"

*still seemingly frozen in time and space, the two young cubs, in their shock, stand perfectly still. Baby Tugs doesn't even notice as his icecream falls off of it's cone and hits the sidewalk with a splat*

-Crispy: "Yyyeah...y'know what? We're just gonna' go this way now. If anyone asks, this moment never occurred!"

*As Bishounen and Crispy duck into an alley to avoid any questioning old grandmother bears, the cubs stand ever rigid and stiff. After some moments, a dusty, blue Care Bear approaches the two*

-Messy Bear: "Hi. Uhm...are you gonna' eat that?"
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A buff like Care Bear x a chubby genius like Cousin!😁