:Mr. Antlion: "NOW LEAVE US ALONE UNTIL NEXT YEAR."
O, hai! To the person who was insanely nice enough beyond all reason to give me a subscription; DON'T THINK FOR A SECOND THAT I WILL NOT TRACK YOU DOWN AND DRAW YOU STUFF. I'm gonna' give the gift that keeps on giving!
:Shine Bright: "You're going to give them Mr. Antlion's cooking?"
Oh, I just had no idea that I was so well thought of! *accepting Emmy Award whilst blowing kisses to her adoring public*
*sentimental* You love me! You really love me!
Huh? Yikes! *narrowly dodgeing a rotton tomato* Hey, what's the big idea?! Whaddya' I look like, a salad?
: Fan No. 1: "Booo! Get off the stage!"
: Fan No 2: "Yeah, we came here for Mr. Antlion, not some dumb talking cat!"
*The crowd continues to scorn and jeer as the now highly disgruntled cat exits stage left with an unpleasent expression on her face that only a mother could love.*
*Fans erupting into enthusiastic cheers as a caped figure steps up to the pedestal*
:Mr. Antlion: *clearing throat* "Good evening my brainwashed masses. And HEIL ANTLION!"
:Masses: "SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!"
:Mr. Antlion: "NOT LIKE THAT YOU INGRATES. IT'S CHRISTMAS."
:Masses: *chorus* "~*SIEG HEIL, SIEG HEIL~*"
:Crispy: "~*Fa la la la laa, la la la DOOM*~"