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*~*Merry Everything!*~*

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:Mr. Antlion: "NOW LEAVE US ALONE UNTIL NEXT YEAR."

O, hai! To the person who was insanely nice enough beyond all reason to give me a subscription; DON'T THINK FOR A SECOND THAT I WILL NOT TRACK YOU DOWN AND DRAW YOU STUFF. I'm gonna' give the gift that keeps on giving!

:Shine Bright: "You're going to give them Mr. Antlion's cooking?"

Oh, I just had no idea that I was so well thought of! *accepting Emmy Award whilst blowing kisses to her adoring public*

*sentimental* You love me! You really love me!

Huh? Yikes! *narrowly dodgeing a rotton tomato* Hey, what's the big idea?! Whaddya' I look like, a salad?

: Fan No. 1: "Booo! Get off the stage!"
: Fan No 2: "Yeah, we came here for Mr. Antlion, not some dumb talking cat!"

*The crowd continues to scorn and jeer as the now highly disgruntled cat exits stage left with an unpleasent expression on her face that only a mother could love.*

*Fans erupting into enthusiastic cheers as a caped figure steps up to the pedestal*

:Mr. Antlion: *clearing throat* "Good evening my brainwashed masses. And HEIL ANTLION!"

:Masses: "SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!"

:Mr. Antlion: "NOT LIKE THAT YOU INGRATES. IT'S CHRISTMAS."

:Masses: *chorus* "~*SIEG HEIL, SIEG HEIL~*"
:Crispy: "~*Fa la la la laa, la la la DOOM*~"
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:iconheart-will-wolf:
Merry X-mas and a happy new year my friend!!
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BlazeHeartPanther Jan 1, 2009  Student General Artist
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Crispy. How have you been. Hope you are as Crispy as ever this Year
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:iconlilifox:
Boy did I miss you!! And the best part is that Mr Antlion was a GOOD little Antlion, and drew lots of pictures of you!

*shows* See? :)
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:iconthiscrispykat:
HELP ME

I'm having a mindfuck! D:

Clarify something for me; what happens to the thing you were just doing after you're done doing it?

Like for example if you're wearing a pair of roller skates and you tragically slip on the inconveniently placed banana-peel-o-fail. You crash through somebody's 2nd story window and hit their VCR. It somehow implodes into a small jar of peanut butter (chunky)

Where the hell does that experience go after you do it? You can't go back. You can't do it again.

SO WHERE THE FECK HAS IT GONE? D:
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vampiregirl1700 Jun 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xD You just made me fall off my chair laughing.
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SilverLioness50 Feb 14, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ROTFL It falls into a black void for all eternity
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:iconlilifox:
Shine Bright includes it as one of her top ingredients. She uses it to make a really mean "Hades Stew".
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Lunasei Dec 31, 2008
lol that was great!
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htfartist Dec 28, 2008
I don't really understand.
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:iconthiscrispykat:
I wish I had a quarter pounder with cheese everytime I heard that.
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