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My Little Aryan

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Once upon a time (long before MLP FiM arrived onto the scene and promptly provided me with a Texas sized troll-smack to the shnoz by placing things such as roller rinks, medieval villages, Manehattan, and modern day salons all not-so-neatly crammed together into the same decade) I made an attempt to try and get a good grasp on the My Little Pony timeline. Because Ponyland (or Equestria, if you prefer!) appears to mimic the human world in many respects - and because of my deep, unbridled loathing for the appallingly repulsive G3 ponies - I was eventually struck by the idea that, as Ponyland almost seems to be something of an alternate universe to the human realm, it too might very well be introduced to it's own unique brand of Nazism at one point or another.

But quite unlike the Nazis in our history books, these Aryan ponies actually managed to succeed in their lofty endeavors and quickly separated the equine population into three distinct classes:

The first of these three classes, and also the most beloved and privileged in the hierarchy, are the Übermensch, (or Überpferd, as the case may be!) an extremely high ranking breed of elegant highborn pure bloods possessing physical and mental abilities which greatly surpass the talents of those belonging to any of the lower races. Aryan ponies (like this strapping young chap we see before us) wield the feathered hooves and raw physical strength and stamina of the clydesdales, the enchanted spiral horn of the unicorns, and the agile wings of the pegasi.

The second race are a population of middle class ponies of average appearance and ability. They would be somewhat smaller and less majestic than their ruling elite, but still useful to society and worth keeping around nonetheless. Their relationship to the Aryans is in some ways similar to the Untermensch in that they, for the most part, trust the elite unquestioningly and will often react either mockingly or perhaps even violently when confronted with "nutty conspiracy theories regarding the establishment".

Finally, the third would be a lower class race of shaggy pelted, putrid, unattractive, Untermensch G3's. This inferior species is the end result of generation upon generation of successively dumber and dumber ponies recklessly breeding with one another. Although these creatures live in the most squalid conditions they nevertheless have not once complained about their quality of life, having been thoroughly and successfully brainwashed into trusting their masters' "good intentions" for them since the time of their birth. In terms of personality, they are unnaturally happy, blindly trusting, mentally challenged lemmings who lack the ability of critical independent thought and will mindlessly defend their owners at all cost.
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eleonorarosa12's avatar

One thing, do you love Hitler?