Not A Morning Person

Requested by TeacherBear
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True Heart had it worse. True Heart had it sooo much worse.

How many Care Bear Cubs did she have to raise? Lesse' now...

Cheer Bear,
Love-a-lot Bear,
Secret Bear,
Tenderheart Bear,
Friend Bear,
Birthday Bear,
Funshine Bear,
Wish Bear,
Goodluck Bear,
Bedtime Bear,
Grumpy Bear,
Champ Bear,
Share Bear,
Harmony Bear,
Noble Heart...

What? You all saw what happened whilst True Heart's first mission was taking place.

He bathed Lotsa Heart in his diaper and baby booties (lol, I said booties.)

Share Cub became the Incredible Living Spinny-Top. (and totally pwned that cloud castle) So what's he do when Wish Cub and Loyal Heart start making a fuss? Puts them to bed and shoves pacifiers in their mouths. (yes, Noble Heart, I'm sure that'll fix everything.)

Funshine nearly became the first Care Cub in space.

There were monkies and kittens climbing all over the place!

And all of this happened within the course of about three minutes.

He's a multi-coloured, anthropomorphic equine who lives in Heaven and launches frickin' laser beams from his stomach. But he probably can't tell one of Brave Heart's stools from that little star buddy over there. In fact...

*cut to a disgruntled Noble Heart, who appears to be standing in front of one of said star buddies and scolding the young lion*

:Noble Heart: *pointing down to the star buddy* "What is this? What is this? Bad boy, Brave Heart. Bad boy! We don't do that in this house."

:True Heart: "Erm..Noble Heart, I-"

:Noble Heart: "See how he positions his tail between his legs like that? He knows what he did!"